Talking Clock

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by ApplePeaches (If the zone bbs was a drug, I'd need rehab.) on Sunday, 14-Feb-2016 0:22:26

A man was showing his friend around his new apartment. He said to his
friend, "you want me to show you how my talking clock works?" The man's
friend said yes, so the man pointed to a clock on the wall, hit it with a mallet,
and it made a loud bang. The neighbor on the other side of the wall said, "will
you knock it off? It's 2:00 in the morning!"

Post 2 by ApplePeaches (If the zone bbs was a drug, I'd need rehab.) on Sunday, 14-Feb-2016 17:07:47

Get it?

Post 3 by LittleSneezer (The Zone-BBS is my prison, but I like it here.) on Wednesday, 17-Feb-2016 15:44:56

Hahaha.

Post 4 by ApplePeaches (If the zone bbs was a drug, I'd need rehab.) on Wednesday, 17-Feb-2016 16:46:58

I heard that joke awhile back from a guy who is the president of the nfb in my
state. He likes to tell all kinds of jokes.

Post 5 by sia fan bp (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Thursday, 10-Mar-2016 20:16:26

lol, haha! I'm thinking of doing that... never! lol

Post 6 by HellTabby666 (Shh... quiet, you might piss somebody off.) on Friday, 27-Jan-2017 0:18:08

The joke is funny, but it was horribly written.

Post 7 by the oracle (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Saturday, 28-Jan-2017 4:02:38

lol hahahaha!

the clock wouldn't even work if they were out